Better than Paris Crepes Better than Paris Crepes

My love of food and cooking has always been with me, but didn’t really blossom until I went away to college and had to cook for myself. At first, I’d eat out a lot {hello freshman 15 25} but then I started copying my Mom’s recipes to have copies in my recipe box so those semesters away, I could make good food. Crepes was at the top of this list.

When I made them for the first time in my Sophomore year for myself {and by default for my roommates too} one of my roommates and best friends, Amy, insisted these were the best crepes she had ever had. She was the one who deemed these better than Paris crepes because she had just spent a semester studying abroad in Europe.

Surely she has been mistaken I thought. There is no possible way these could be better than the crepes you get is Paris. It’s PARIS.

But then I went to Paris last Fall and tried them for myself and by golly, I think she was right.

Lemon Dessert Lasagna Lemon Dessert Lasagna

I’m currently on vacation in Hawaii, so I’m going to make this brief:

Vacationing with kids is not a vacation at all. DON’T BE DECEIVED.
Even though we are in Hawaii {and it is the epitome of paradise} DON’T BE DECEIVED! Our kids are with us so it’s not very paradisiacal.
I’m eating a lot of food. And it’s all very, very good.
Groceries and food in general is very expensive in Hawaii, so #3 makes things tricky in keeping me on any kind of budget.
I don’t stay on a budget, in case you were wondering.
Beauty Tuesday didn’t happen because I’m wrangling kids, have a very obvious sun burn and have some super awesome frizzy hair thanks to the humidity here. Sooooooo, the opposite of beautiful? I’ll be back on track {I hope!} by next week.
I love lemon. You should know this by now.
I made a dessert involving lemon and it is good.
You should make this dessert.
That is all.

Lemon Butter Cake Lemon Butter Cake

Any fellow readers out there who also grew up on Raffi and Sharon, Lois and Bram? My Canadian side is starting to show when I start dropping THOSE names.

If you grew up in Canada in the 80’s, you will know exactly who I’m talking about.

Why do I bring up obscure Canadian folk singers who specialized in children’s songs? Because this damn song has been in my head for DAYS and it basically sums up my life.

I think I’ve complained talked about this before. Maybe on last Friday’s post? I’m too tired to read it through at this point. I’ve got a zillion and one things to do before we leave for Hawaii and the to-do list just keeps on coming.

Things like fix the fridge, fix the microwave, get a new stroller, get my husband a consult with a surgeon {nothing serious} and take the baby to the doctor that weren’t on my list last week have gotten put to the top of my list this week. Isn’t it great when you already have a busy week planned and then ALLTHETHINGS get shot to hell?

You love it when that happens too? Oh you guys. You really are my people.

So, yeah. The ‘I am slowly going crazy’ song is my literal reality.

Chocolate Sour Cream Frosting Chocolate Sour Cream Frosting

If you follow me on Instagram, you’ll know that Blake turned 3 recently!! What a sweetie pie that boy is {usually…ha!} We will be doing a post all about his birthday soon, but I wanted to share this amazing amazing frosting recipe for his cake. {Scroll down to see his cake!}

YOU GUYS. Have you ever had sour cream in frosting before? It is NUTS. So so good. It adds a lovely tang and creaminess you just can’t get with any other dairy product. Plus this frosting paired with my Perfect Chocolate Cake recipe? Pure heaven.

Of course this frosting would be good on just about anything, but that’s a different story for another time.

Chocolate Chip Cookies with Salted Caramel Ganache Chocolate Chip Cookies with Salted Caramel Ganache

I made these cookies yesterday and just about died at how freaking delicious they turned out to be.

Obviously warm chocolate chip cookies are incredible when done right. But yours truly decided to take things into ridiculous territory and add some warm salted caramel ganache {which is fancy talk for caramel melted together with cream and then sprinkled with sea salt}.

Thunder thighs be damned. I will eat cookies forever more.

I got so excited about this recipe that I changed my editorial calendar so I could share this recipe immediately. Everything got discombobulated, but that’s ok. These cookies? Totally worth it.

A few things to note:

I used a SECRET INGREDIENT in the cookie dough. They turned out deeeeelightful. No, it’s not crack.

The caramel bits make life so easy, but if you can’t find those, just use regular caramel squares, unwrap and use this recipe as stated. It’s all the same stuff.

Feel free to use smaller flakes of sea salt. I used bigger pieces so you could see them in the photo a little better.

That’s basically it! Please please please go make these today and eat them all warm. Your life will change for the better. If I had a bakery, I would make these and sell them for millions.

And yes, math is not my strong suit.

Lemon Sour Cream Sugar Cookies Lemon Sour Cream Sugar Cookies

Sick kids are the worst. Snotty noses and fevers galore over at my house. The girls {Brooke and I} are magically immune to this nonsense. The boys? Notsomuch.

Poor Blake started it all with his stuffy nose and spiking fevers. {I blame the kids at the gym daycare. Actually, I just blame the gym. And possibly the treadmill. And the teacher that teaches total body conditioning.}

Then the second day we were in California, this glorious virus made its way to my sweet baby. Cue all the curse words.

THEN Gordon decided to work out yesterday and suddenly can’t bend over, lift his arms to any degree, squat, sit, crouch, etc. etc. because of said work out. Obviously, he’s not sick like my sons, but he sure is acting like it. Watch the first 10 seconds of this as a reference to understand the scope of what I’m dealing with.

My complaints about the gym making my sons sick and my husband nearly useless may or may not have to do with my vendetta against exercise. But, I digress.

Anyways, my little boys are having trouble sleeping, Eddie still has trouble nursing from time to time because he can’t breathe and his fever, though not super high, is still there which means his little body is trying to fight off whatever this is and I get to stay on top of his medicines.

I feel like Blake has turned a corner and is definitely on the mend, but Ed is still in the thick of it.

Gordon? It’s not looking good.

Mixed Berry Streusel Pie Mixed Berry Streusel Pie

So, I don’t typically talk much about my husband on this blog of mine. I mean, sure I’ll talk about his biceps and overall large muscle situation or how dreamy his dimples are, but beyond that I think you’re pretty much left in the dark. {Except for maybe this birthday post from last year?!}

Well, guess what folks? It’s about time you were brought into the light because he is more than just a muscle man pretty face.

Fred Meyer is Honoring Heros this month and they asked me to honor him by making one of his favorite recipes.

Fiiiiiine. If I have to….

Salty Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies Salty Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies
Carrot Cupcakes Carrot Cupcakes
Chocolate Cobbler Chocolate Cobbler

My husband loves chocolate. This should not be new information to any of you readers who have followed my blog for a while now. He cannot cannot cannot get enough.

“Hey Gord, vanilla or choc…” CHOCOLATE.

Always.

When we were just starting to date eons ago {and he was beginning to see that he was, in fact, desperately in love with me} I made him a chocolate pie without knowing that he was chocolate’s #1 fan.

You guys. That sealed the deal. We were married later that year.

Well, if you faithful readers know anything about me, it’s that I LOVE lemon. Like, take away all the carbs and cheese and just give me all.the.lemon.things.

“Hey Lauren, what is your love langua…” LEMON.

So, valentine’s day is always interesting at our house. Chocolate AND lemon together does not a good combination make.

Oh, love: it’s what makes things wonderfully complicated at our house.

But because I love my husband, I make him something chocolatey and he finds me something lemony. This year, I’m making this chocolate cobbler.

{Perfect Every Time} Snickerdoodle Cookies {Perfect Every Time} Snickerdoodle Cookies

Here I sit, like a ticking clock.

No baby yet. My body is allegedly prepared, my house is spick and span as clean as its going to get and my bag is packed, in the car all ready to go! I literally just need a baby 🙂 My doctor was telling me that the odds are in my favor that I’ll be having this little dude by the weekend, but I’d rather just have him now, thanks. I’m sure my impatience isn’t helping the baby get here quicker by any means, but what else am I supposed to do? Bake?

Oh yes: BAKE!

And baking is what I’ve been doing….because I obviously refuse to give birth to a skinny baby. And my 6-month aversion to sweet things has slightly subsided. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m 94% sure it’s a sign that labor will begin in the next 24 hours, right? Riiiight?

Anyways, my husband is a chocoholic and typically if I’m going to make cookies, it’s chocolate chip. But when I call the shots slash when I get wicked cravings for things, husbands be damned. Snickerdoodle cookies it is. I love chocolate, but I love non-chocolate cookies more. It’s a problem?!

At some point during my sophomore year in college {when I gained a *leetle* more than the freshman 15} I found this recipe for Snickerdoodles. Mind you, this was 10-ish years ago so of course I have no idea where this recipe came from. My bad. But since I’ve been using it, I haven’t found a snickerdoodle cookie recipe I like more than this. I’m actually shocked that I haven’t posted this recipe before today. This honestly is a fool-proof recipe that you’ll continue to come back to again and again. Slightly crispy edges with big chewy centers, these cookies are the epitome of perfection.

Chocolate Cream Cheese Danish Chocolate Cream Cheese Danish

It’s the little things, you guys.

That sentence probably doesn’t make any sense, but it’s something I’m going to be working on this year as an informal resolution of sorts: to pay attention and enjoy the little things in life.

For instance: last week, my friends came to pick me up and take me out for an impromptu birthday dinner/baby shower. I have some pretty stellar friends, you guys 🙂

They were super sneaky and made sure to get my husband in on the surprise! I had a bit of a suspicion that something was going to happen, but wasn’t quite sure what. Man oh man, sometimes when you get caught up in mothering two kids and growing a third that you forget how fun girls’ nights are on a random Monday night. There was nothing complicated or fancy about it {which is totally my style} and completely casual and fun! I suppose they could have made it more complicated {like this baby shower I threw with a friend….oops?!} but honestly, I wouldn’t of had it any other way.
The more I think about this, the more I realize how much I enjoy the little, uncomplicated aspects of friendship. Believe me, I could do without some of the drama too, but it’s truly the little things that I am trying to focus on and remember, like this thoughtful party.

Crack Butterfinger Brownies Crack Butterfinger Brownies

Sometimes I post recipes I’m testing onto my Facebook page and you all become like rabid animals asking like a broken record “where’s the recipe? where’s the recipe?”

Calm down, folks!

You ask, I deliver.

I mean, not all the time, but usually I do my best to oblige.

Chocolate Christmas Bark Chocolate Christmas Bark

Chocolate Bark for Christmas. Seems like an easy thing to pull off right?

Generally speaking, yes, it’s a super simple sweet treat that everyone seems to love. But when my little family is involved, things tend to get a *leetle* more complicated.

Or a lot complicated.

Who knew that I could deeply, DEEPLY offend my daughter for offering to put dried apricots on her little chocolate bark? Or that my husband would scoff at the idea of chips in his chocolate bark? {Um, we’re not related.} Or that my two year old would want everything under the sun on his chocolate bark? {I sort of saw that coming…}

You guys. I assure you that my family is an easy going bunch, but when it comes to their desserts, I obviously had greater expectations that we could all get along in love and kindness.

Guess not?!

So once we got these all made and cut into pieces, we each went our own ways with our customized Christmas Barks and called it a day.

If you don’t have anyone with a strong opinion in your household, you can make this Chocolate Christmas Bark in mere minutes with any toppings you have in your pantry. If you do have a couple of those highly opinionated folks, you might want to abort this idea until they are MIA.

I speak from experience. I tell you because I care.

June’s Shortbread June’s Shortbread

There once was a lady named June.

June was friends with my Mom.

June made this amazing shortbread.

Once day, my Mom asked June for the recipe.

June said “ok” and my family has been making this ever since.

Since I can remember, my Mom has been making this recipe for Christmas every year. She made it for my teachers at school. She made it for Christmas parties. She made it for cookie exchanges. She made it because we would request it. Why? Because everyone who tried this angelic shortbread loves it and then proceeds to ask for June’s recipe.

So, I decided to share this recipe for June’s shortbread today because it’s a fool-proof recipe with 4 main ingredients that will blow.your.minds. Who knew shortbread could be so delicious? Not this girl. But I grew up eating this for 29+ years, soooo all shortbread in comparison can’t hold its own.

Whipped Brown Sugar Pecan Pie Whipped Brown Sugar Pecan Pie

We’re thinking about moving.

The possibility of a bigger house sounds glorious, especially when our small starter home is going to be stretched to the limit once I pop out baby #3.

But with a bigger house comes bigger problems like holycraphowwillIcleanitifIcan’tevenkeepthishouseclean. There’s more square footage that can get destroyed, so it’s inevitable that I’d have to get a live-in maid.

Oh wait, that’s ME.

So, I guess I’m perfectly content staying in my small, but wonderful house for the time being.

Gingerbread Truffles Gingerbread Truffles

Here lies another installment of my super speedy holiday desserts!

Oreo truffles are my weakness, ya’ll, especially around Christmas time. I love making them because they are so good and mildly addicting, but also because they are made with literally 3 ingredients. It’s the perfect speedy treat to share with friends and neighbors. I loved how these came together and you will too! They are perfect for your holiday cookie plates 🙂

Cranberry Fluff Pie Cranberry Fluff Pie

My child is trying to kill me.

Not my 6-year old and not the one in my womb.

No, it’s my 2 year old son that is consistently NOT sleeping that makes me want to either kill someone or hibernate for 17 years.

He will sleep about 9 hours a night and pretty regularly wake up between 5 and 6am. Apparently he’s taken to heart the ‘early to bed early to rise’ mentality from church. We try to convince him that it’s not time to wake up yet {ya know, cause it’s still dark out} but he doesn’t believe us. Logically rationalizing with a 2 year old at 5am doesn’t work very well. SO! We’ve resorted to giving him a flashlight, some books and a snack in hopes he’ll stays in bed until 6:30. And if he does happen to be done eating and reading before then, we let him watch Netflix in our bed while we rest until we can’t take anymore Dinotrucks.

We’d totally let him hang out in his own room and play, but he now shares a room with his sister in preparation for the new baby. And since she needs all the rest she can get because she has school, it’s made this rather difficult to keep him quiet in bed without waking her.

Fail-Proof Homemade Pumpkin Pie Fail-Proof Homemade Pumpkin Pie

Thanksgiving week is upon us!! I’m thinking about buying a deep freezer just so I can buy multiple turkeys and have a place to store them. The prices for these birds are AMAZING! I love me a good turkey, ya’ll.

I’m also all about those post-turkey tryptophan induced food comas naps.

Except this year, I think my sister-in-law is making ham instead of turkey….soooo all the more reason to buy 17 birds to fill up this deep freezer. AMIRIGHT?

Lauren, you’re always right!

Thanks, friends. I know I can always count on you. 🙂

Pumpkin Pecan Cobbler Pumpkin Pecan Cobbler
Gingerbread Cream Pie Gingerbread Cream Pie
Pumpkin Cream Pie Pumpkin Cream Pie

I was doing some calendaring with my husband last night trying to plan our week and I cannot believe how soon this next baby will be joining out family! Thanksgiving, Brooke’s Nutcracker performances, Christmas, my birthday, New Years, BABY!

That’s the order and we couldn’t be more excited. Slash nervous. But mostly excited!!

Still can’t agree on a name, but I think we’re down to about 5 solid boy names that we’re choosing between. Progress? Sort of. We’re slowly getting there. I’ve got 10 weeks of busy holidays and preparation to get through before I really REALLY need to worry. But hopefully we’ll figure it out before then.
In other news….PIE!

Did I mention I was on a pie kick? Well, I can’t seem to get it out of my system, so here’s another pie recipe. This time pumpkin cream pie! I am in love with easy and fast no-bake pies.

Who am I kidding though? I love all pie.

Super Speedy Double Chocolate Pie Super Speedy Double Chocolate Pie

Me and my kids can’t seem to catch a break! We all have pesky coughs and colds and can’t seem to get over them! Well, technically Blake is pretty much aok now, but Brooke and I managed to get the brunt of whatever virus this is and are still rubbing and sniffing all the essential oils and guzzling all the green juice in the greater Portland area.

My husband, however, has magically stayed healthy and I have a feeling he’s the carrier of said virus and he’s secretly out to kill us.

He denies it {typical} but I don’t believe him. Slash maybe I’m not thinking clearly?!

That can’t POSSIBLY be it.

In other news, I had a weird and slightly disturbing pregnancy dream a few days ago about a girl who doesn’t like me very much stabbing me in the stomach….at church of all places.

*It was at this point that my husband told me I wasn’t thinking clearly.

EPIC Rocky Road Brownies EPIC Rocky Road Brownies

Can’t stop, won’t stop.

That is the theme for today’s post.

Namely because I keep baking and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight. And Halloween is OVER which means all of my favorite holidays are coming which means it’s totally a.o.k to start listening to Christmas music, decorate my house as such and bake with all the crazy goodies I like with no judgement from all of you. {Not that the judgements of others have stopped me in the past from making pumpkin recipes in July or Christmas cookies in February–>true story.}

But this time, these brownies aren’t so out of place because you can’t really pin them down or associate them with any given holiday.

WHY?

Because they belong at EVERY holiday. {After one bite, you will completely agree with me.}

Chocolate, cheesecake, nuts, marshmallows…all holiday neutral and all delicious.